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don't read this :)I'm a schizophrenic psycho with multiple personalities. I'm a highly dominant ALPHA male, overbearing control freak. An egotistical megalomaniac with delusions of my own omnipotent greatness. One day I will rule the world with an iron fist, and enslaved the populace of all nations. I'm an overachieving underachiever with an inferiority complex so I spend most of my time overcompensating for all my shortcomings. I'm incredibly selfish, the world exists for my pleasure, all live simply to please me. I'm a wise ass with a slightly off center sense of humor. If you're uptight, or take yourself and life too seriously, I will drive you completely insane, because that would be a lot of fun :) Now for the boring lame stuff. Just like everyone else here, I like to have fun, bet that came as an unexpected surprise. Seriously, is there anyone living that doesn't like to have fun? Of course there is that old saying that one mans fun is another's hell. You might think that my idea of fun is weird, a little strange, maybe even mildly insane, and I might think that what you do for fun is weird, a little strange, or completely insane and can't believe that anyone thinks that is fun. But in my advancing years on this little planet I have learned a little secret, its not what you do but who you do it with that makes something fun. With the right person something like shoveling manure, doing taxes, and even a root canal can be an enjoyable and maybe even a very memorable experience, with the wrong person a trip to Disney World, winning the lottery, and even sex can be an adventure that you pray you will soon forget all the fun you had to endure. I like to laugh, who doesn't? Even Ebenezer Scrooge laughed from time to time. You might find my humor to be crude, vulgar, offensive, and devoid of anything remotely funny, and I might find your humor dry, pretentious, and lacking anything humorous. Either way I'm full of my brand of humor, its not all dick and boob jokes, I poke fun at all the body parts equally. I can get most people to laugh with me, and if I can't, I'm more than happy to do something to get you to laugh at me. I laugh at myself all the time, at least I think I'm funny, someone has to :) Everyone in more attractive when they smile, and laughter is the best medicine. Unless it hurts when you laugh, then you wouldn't want me anywhere around you. I like hanging out with my family and friends. I might be stuck with my family so its a really good thing that I like them. My friends are my friends because I like them, if I didn't like them I wouldn't them my friends, and I definitely wouldn't hang out with them. I don't think I have any enemies, but I'm not real sure about that, because they wouldn't be my friends so I wouldn't know them well enough to know if they hated me. I like music, another startling revelation I know! My breast is savage and music soothes it, or is it beast? I have my favorites, everybody does. I've found that if I listen to something enough times it grows on me and I like it, it might not make it to the top of my play list, but I can enjoy listening to anything for a while. There is something completely primal about live music, weather its Mrs. Smith singing Amazing Grace at church, a thundering drum solo at a rock concert, a couple old chubby guys singing the blues at a bar on the weekend, Trans-Siberian Orchestra at christmas, the singer of a metal band growling something you cant quite understand, its all good if you ask me. If you haven't learned to enjoy it for what it is, you don't know what your missing. I've written more than I can expect you to read, so if you've made it this far, say hi :) or move on to the next guy, he's way cuter anyway. and just to see who pays attention, put "I'M SPAM!" in the subject line :) Have a great day! Lonely Women in Thomasville North Carolinaview 4 photos
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Do you have flexible hours?If we hit it off as friends maybe one day we can meet for lunch. How about an afternoon movie once in a while, a picnic in the park, a walk on the beach. This black male is a true gentleman, romantic, kind, patient, and interested in more than a roll in the hay. You won't be disappointed. Your age or race will not be an issue. I work nights and am available in the day time. Your gets mine. Waiting to hear from you soon. Lonely Women in Greensburg Pennsylvaniaview 1 photo
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